Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I was not drunk enough for that final.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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