I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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