Do you still have your period?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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