Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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