5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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