maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Randomize
