I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
