This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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