But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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