Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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