brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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