Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
We are two peas in an std pod
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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