What did we do last night that was yellow?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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