i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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