I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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