I wanna passion pit in your ass
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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