Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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