Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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