You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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