I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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