it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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