She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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