So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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