Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
All the doctor said was why
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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