i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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