I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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