Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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