remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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