But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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