Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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