In the future we'll all be gay
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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