So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize