His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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