windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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