go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Little spoons don't ask big questions
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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