i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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