i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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