if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I want to make a zoo with you.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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