Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So many bounce houses so little time
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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