Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize