Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's blow job season.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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