some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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