Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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