I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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