I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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