I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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