I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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