if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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