we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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