i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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