His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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