we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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