I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
