Do vagina's smell?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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