Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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